May 2013
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
harrysthefather:
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
1 tag
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
1 tag
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
3 tags
Watch2damnfeisty:
cocoacaine:
hazeleyed1:
prenseharming:
xn—b6h:
how to correctly leave the scene.
I am dying right now!
Well. Wasn’t expecting THAT. lmao
I’m done.
HAHAHA
2 tags
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
“I don’t miss you, but I remember you. You taught a lesson and for that I give...”
– Atmosphere, The Number None (via double-edge-desires)
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– And I say, find the person who respects you above all else. Someone whose belief in you never wavers, even when they’ve seen you at your lowest and your very worst. A person with whom you need not ever talk because you understand each other without having to, but also someone who can talk you to...
“Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.”
– Frank Ocean (via fluffynips)++++++++++
“Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that...”
– Charles Dickens (via hwippedcream) 